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Lead singer

Period active



155 lbs

20's in the 1980's

LOVES boobies and anything attached to 'em! And also his boss.

Zodiac Sign

Lead singer of Pussywhip, an enthusiastic young man with a lust for life and big boobies! He was a star football player in high school, before that pesky concussion put him in a coma...


Early Life:

Angus was a popular player on his High School's football team until an accident that left him in the hospital. After being comatose for a few years, against all odds, he awoke. He has lots of amnesia surrounding his life before Pussywhip, but he does seem to remember a strange dream he had in his coma about a beautiful nurse that turned into a bloodthirsty succubus.


During the 80's Angus fronted a successful band and lived in an upscale, beachside apartment that was provided by his manager and bandmate, Vicky. He spent most of his time enjoying the typical excesses of the time, partying, and recording with the band.



2000's onwards:

After the band's breakup, he lived a quiet life, occassionally attending meet-and-greets at local malls and appearing in television commercials for subpar products. Eventually, he launched his own line of portable grills and opened and operated his own restaurant, (insert name here).

Football Accident

During an important game for his school, Angel was severely injured. He was decapitated on impact and subsequently spent the next three years in a long-term care facility. Doctors initially did not expect him to survive at all, and, when he did, said he would never wake from his comatose state.

Disappearance From Hospital

Nurses were shocked one morning to find Angel missing. He eventually re-emerged, fully concious, as he made his debut as Pussywhip's lead singer. Neglectful family and hospital staff never connected "Angel"'s disappearance with Angus, and without his memory he had no reason to report himself as no longer missing (not that anyone reported him as missing in the first place).


Angus once starred in a homoerotic, pornographic video. Vicky was not pleased, but used the publicity to his advantage. He seized all copies, bought the publication rights, and began redistributing them himself at exorbitantly high prices to control everything. Then he made angus do a press tour.


Naturally a medium complexion, but overtans in the sun and with fake spray tan, turning him various hues of orange.

Facial features:
Big, appley cheeks, and a crooked nose bridge from a football accident. Big blue eyes. Rosey cheeks and baby pink lipgloss. Glossy eyelids. Can sometimes wear baby blue or brown eyeshadow. Always has mascara and thinly plucked yet penciled in eyebrows.

Naturally a brunette but dyes it platinum (piss yellow) blonde. His dark brown roots are often seen growing in. Very long and naturally wavy, styled into three sections that end with big puffy curls. Big curly bang piece.

Lean yet toned.

Piercings & Tattoos:

Lots of tats of various motifs such as birds, hearts, roses, dragons, and bits of tribal (see references below). His tattoos are generally considered cliche, cheesy, and overall a bit shitty. Pierced earlobes that he wears big hoops in.




On stage:


Angus, Skeets, Eddie

Lizzy, Skeets, Eddie, Vicky, Tommy, Cherry, Benny, Jet


Burning food to increase his cooking skill. Lazing on the beach, getting tanned. He'd like to surf but he can't swim. He likes going to the strip clubs with Benny and Jet, babysitting lizzy, smoking funny plants with Skeets, and having sex

Favorite Food:
Grilled foods like hotdogs, hamburgers, and bbq

Voice claims:
That robot from New Vegas (insert link)


See Also:


Press release shots, album covers, misc promotional material, and photos taken by paparazzi and fans

Alien form

His "hungry" forms are amorphous and not anatomically accurate. Combine any parts of an octopus, goat, cordyceps parasite, and human skeleton.

Ink Painting Graphite

Old art from high school.

These have some outfits, costumes, and hairstyles to salvage.